Stop! That’s Not My Story by Smriti Halls

Published: 22nd June 2022Goodreads badge
Publisher:
 Simon and Schuster
Illustrator: Erika Maza
Pages: 32
Format: Picture Book
★   ★   ★  – 3 Stars

A joyful, empowering call to be the hero of your OWN story!

A girl opens up a book looking for the story that’s perfect for HER and tumbles inside. But Goldilocks is not her story, and nor is Jack and the Beanstalk or Little Red Riding Hood… There’s only one thing for it: she’s going to have to write her own story – and this time, SHE will be the hero.

A celebration of the stories we ALL love and the stories we are yet to write, this vivid, irresistible picture book introduces the terrific new partnership of Smriti Halls (bestselling author of I’m Sticking with You illustrated by Steve Small and Rain Before Rainbows illustrated by David Litchfield) and Erika Meza (award-winning illustrator of My Two Border Towns written by David Bowles).

Interestingly, it’s not about diverse stories, not exactly anyway. Instead it is about reading fairytales and other stories and not connecting with any of the misadventures of the main characters. Our narrator wants to find their own story and they want to write adventures that suit them.

As our character discovers a book to read they soon find themselves inside the story and playing a role in the narrative. It’s a nice twist to have the idea of being in these plots dismissed, it isn’t the dream of everyone to play these parts, and as we stumble through the pages we see various other fairytales play out and be rejected.

The rhyme is fun, it’s very lyrical and would be fun to read aloud. Combined with the interactive illustrations that twist and turn and interact with the words there is a lot of fun to be had reading the story.

The ending is empowering in that you can be the author of your own story, put yourself into an epic tale with dangers, friendships, and foes. In a way it would be a good lesson that you don’t have to be the person you read about in stories. You can make up stories that include who you are.

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100 Remarkable Feats of Xander Maze by Clayton Zane Comber

Published: 2 June 2021 (print)/ 16 June 2021 (audio) Goodreads badge
Publisher:
 HarperCollins Australia/HarperAudio
Pages: 288/5 hrs and 53 mins
Narrator: Archie Greig-Lawson
Format: Audiobook
Genre: Contemporary Young Adult
★   ★   ★ – 3.5 Stars

Xander Maze loves lists, and his grandmother is #1 in his list of People I Love Most in the World. But now that Nanna has stage 4 cancer, can a new list of 100 Remarkable Feats really save her life?

Particularly when his list contains difficult things like #2 Make a Friend and #3 Make a Best Friend.

Funny, moving and with a protagonist you can’t help but fall in love with, 100 Remarkable Feats of Xander Maze is

#1 Heartbreaking

#2 Heartwarming

and a book about defying the odds, not accepting the unacceptable, and one boy’s unconditional love for his nanna.

I was intrigued by this book and by the end of it I felt it was enjoyable. It’s light hearted despite having a bit of heavy topics like eating disorders and a relative on deaths door, but it’s a sweet story for Xander and while it wasn’t perfect in some areas, it is still a nice read.

In terms of characters I don’t think Lily and Lachlan are good friends to Xander. It feels like they are taking advantage of him in a way. They are pushing into his life instead of simply being there as a friend. Which could be who they are as characters, sometimes you make friends by someone pushing into your life. Lily is very forward, but the whole book does have the vibe of people suddenly being nicer when they realise an ostracised or “different” person has a skill eg. playing on the soccer team and mild notoriety for his list becoming public.

I didn’t mind the way the knowledge of the list came about. It was such a grandma thing to do to tell someone who tells someone to have it spiral a little out of control. Not completely, it still has the feeling of local news rather than national, but it is enough to kick start a few things.

I’m glad Xander gets to enjoy a variety of experiences, but the feeling he is being used never went away. Before you realise he is fifteen he easily comes across as eleven or twelve, but being fifteen isn’t any better. I don’t like people manipulating good kids and have their existence justified by doing lists, fitting in, or even just not doing anything wrong. It’s not like Lily is any better towards Xander, but she is a different kind of encouraging which isn’t as bad I guess.

Given the events in the book there are hypocrisies in Lily and Lachlan latching on to Xander, he didn’t do anything. Again it might be an age thing, but it was strange behaviour for kids that old, I’d understand more the misguidedness if they were twelve not mid teens. The older characters are way better, the ones out of school and about to start uni treat Xander like a real person and address him in a real way, certainly use him a lot less.

Whether Xander is neurodivergent in some way I think needed to be addressed. He is certainly written that way, but if he isn’t then his awkwardness doesn’t change anything but I think it needed to be addressed even vaguely for those who may not pick up on it. Especially around some of his behaviour and his affections for Ally which can be considered creepy.

In all fairness the characters are reasonably well rounded, each going through their own issues, but there could be a little more solid ground for them to stand on.

The story unfolds through first person narration, lists, messages and letters, but it never takes away from the story. Greig-Lawson does a good job narrating and even with this mixed format the story holds strong.

Overall I liked the story despite my complicated feelings over the characters and the premise. I think it changes them all in a way which is never a bad thing and having a character like Xander in a book is great representation. It allows readers to read about people different than themselves but it also may help readers find themselves in the pages too.

You can purchase 100 Remarkable Feats of Xander Maze via the following

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Angus & Robertson

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I am a Potato by Ziggy Honaor

Published: 3 August 2024Goodreads badge
Publisher:
 Cicada Books
Illustrator: Elliot Kruszynski
Pages: 32
Format: Picture Book
★   ★   ★  – 3 Stars

If Creature is not a potato, what could they possibly be? Taxonomy has never been so much fun!

‘I am a potato’, says a small, furry creature. ‘Don’t be ridiculous, ‘ says Dog. ‘Do you grow underground? Do you have lots of eyes? No? Then you’re not a potato.’ ‘Then WHAT AM I?’ wails Creature. Cat comes along. ‘Do you breathe air? Do you eat and poo? Do you move around? You are an animal!’ But what kind of animal is he? As his identity crisis continues, more creatures join the conversation, asking questions and narrowing down the options until they eventually work out what the creature is.

As is always important criteria with picture books this is definitely adorable on the cover and follows through by being adorable on the inside.

The story starts with creature who declares they are a potato before being informed by a variety of other animals that they are not. But no one knows what creature is and so starts the questions and queries about what they could actually be.

I enjoyed the gradual increase of helpers to work out what the creature was, as well as their flawed yet logical reasoning for their suggestions. The logic ranges from not being a potato because they don’t live underground, to maybe be a being a fish because they like to swim sometimes. I liked the innocence of the suggestions but I also loved how frustrated the rabbit became with them. With the glasses on rabbit is clearly pegged as the smart one, but other animals do offer critiques and ideas.

The layout was great with the division down the page and the line-up of increasing animals to weigh in with possible animals. Creature is adorable, all the animals are adorable. I also loved creature’s existential crisis, incredibly cute and a fantastic job by Kruszynski to bring so much emotion and character to these animals.

I wasn’t a huge fan of the ending, but I get the potato connection. Especially coming from the rabbit whose ongoing bafflement over the situation was delightful.

You can purchase I am a Potato via the following

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No One Would Do What the Lamberts Have Done by Sophie Hannah

Published: 27 July 2025 (print)/20 January 2026 (audio) Goodreads badge
Publisher:
Bedford Square Fiction/Bedford Square Publishers & W. F. Howes Ltd
Pages: 406/10 hrs and 59 mins
Narrator: Gabrielle Glaister, Joe Thomas, and Natalie Husdan
Format: Audiobook
Genre: Mystery
★   ★   ★ – 3.5 Stars

You think it will never happen to the ring of the bell, the policeman on the doorstep. What he says traps you in a nightmare that starts with the words, ‘I’m afraid…’

Sally Lambert is also afraid, and desperate enough to consider the unthinkable. Is it really, definitely, impossible to escape from this horror? Maybe not. There’s always something you can do, right?

Of course, no one would ever do this particular something – except the Lamberts, who might have to.

No one has ever gone this far. Until Sally decides that the Lamberts will…

I find it fascinating people who DNF this book having opinions when the book clearly tongue in cheek straight out says people miss the point and key moments by not reading straight till the end.

This is also the same people who rate it low because it’s ‘absurd’ when there is a key moment discussing how absurd the whole endeavour is. Hannah essentially grabs you by the shoulders, stares you in the face, and somehow without breaking the fourth wall manages to look you in the eye and say ‘isn’t this absurd?’.

This book is very self aware and meta but it never feels like it is, there is an ideal balance that keeps it in line. Yes it’s absurd and surreal and it’s weird, but it’s fun and that’s what absurd humour does. The point is that it’s ludicrous so you can hardly say it’s failed on that front. You can hardly critique it for being absurd when that is its selling point.

I personally picked this book up because a Stuart Turton quote was on the front and I adore his books. When I read the blurb I thought it sounded good and away I went. I will admit I was baffled, I was halfway through the book and there was no murder. But I had my theories, I thought it would suddenly turn – and it does – just not in the direction you expect.

When it does get absurd the only thing to do is go along with it because why not? As a result we’re rewarded as one of the readers who goes all the way to the end – another fun joke about readers bailing early and not understanding – because it gives two good wrap ups of the events away from the ‘story’ we’re being told.

It is definitely a matter of perspective and what the narrator/author found important. The Champ debacle and the need for some flare keeps a lot hidden, which they do admit, but the end result is an interesting switch and even in the narrative they admit it’s a weird focus. The layers of what is happening in the story is creative and well done, certainly nothing I’ve read before.

This isn’t a typical mystery or typical murder, but once you stop trying to make the book fit into your expectations and enjoy it for what it is you can see it is weird and baffling but also enjoyable and in a strange way interesting.

At times I had theories about narrator and about where it was heading. There are obvious set ups for murders and characters who could clearly take an extreme step and murder someone before any actual crime is committed against them, but Hannah balances it well so while these threads you weave are left hanging, you are off on another line and you’re swept away in the absurdities trying to grasp that really yes, no one would have done what the Lamberts have done.

I liked the ending because for those of us who finished it there are clues. The heavy implications that it has a hidden murder if you spot it, but could also be a coincidence is clever. It brings the story home after the weird plotline of the found book.

People who gave up at 8, 10, 25, and 30 percent didn’t even hit the story at all, we’re still in ‘on the run’ territory, the second half is where things happen and even with an hour to go we hit part two so the breakup of perspectives is amusing.

I definitely think you need the patience to see it through and get rewarded. You have your own puzzle hunt about what you think happened as you read and even if your theories don’t pan out, the mystery of what is happening or going to happen next is as much a traditional mystery set up as you can get.

You can almost hear the narrator and the author grabbing the reader by the face and very slowly spelling it out for them. There are words to that effect and it feels like they are telling you what is happening without saying anything specific. I found it really creative and a fun and clever story. Definitely worth taking a chance on it.

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Agent Unicorn by Jenny Alvarado

Published: 17 September 2024Goodreads badge
Publisher:
Page Street Kids
Illustrator: Jenny Alvarado
Pages: 40
Format: Picture Book
★   ★   ★  – 3.5 Stars

While unicorns usually shimmer and sparkle in the spotlight, Unicorn longs for fame of another kind: he wants to be a cool, case-crackin’ undercover agent, just like his hero, Agent Sparrow. And he’s finally gotten his big break ― a job at Agent Goat’s Detective Agency! True, he might be sweeping the floors for now, but it’s one step closer to his dream.

When Unicorn intercepts the case of a missing pet bird, he leaps into action! This is his moment to shine ― or, erm, sneak. He’s sure he’s ready to be a detective even though he has no actual experience. With the best disguises and coolest gadgets, how hard can it be?

But before long, he’ll discover that there’s more to being an agent than sneaky moves and looking cool.

There’s a lot to piece together initially as there isn’t a story structure in the traditional sense. You pick up a lot of clues from the illustrations and the scattered thought bubbles from our main character in the beginning before it falls into a solid narrative.

Once it gets going though it is a fun story. Our unicorn dreams of being an agent and after meagre beginnings soon lets their imagination run away with them and they start to imagine what their life would be as an agent.

The little bits of real life that slip into the daydream are funny and I love the way the format works alongside the text. It’s like a comic book and old noir film at the same time, but with bright colours and cute animals.

Alvarado’s illustrations are fun and full of colour. The humour comes through in both Unicorn’s narration and in the illustrations; the tiny details adding those extra elements of fun.

There are a few grounding moments and it was fun to see unicorn have grand dreams. It’s clearly a detective heavy universe with an agency to work at as well as a movie star to idolise so it helps that there are many things that go missing.

You can purchase Agent Unicorn via the following

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