Long Lost Review: Can’t Say it Went to Plan by Gabrielle Tozer

Long Lost Reviews is a monthly meme created by Ally over at Ally’s Appraisals which is posted on the second Thursday of every month. The aim is to start tackling your review backlog. Whether it’s an in-depth analysis of how it affected your life, one sentence stating that you only remember the ending, or that you have no recollection of reading the book at all. 

Published: 14 September 2021Goodreads badge
Publisher:
HarperCollins
Pages: 384
Format: Paperback
Genre: Contemporary Young Adult
★   ★   ★  – 3 Stars

School’s out.

Forget study, exams and mapping out the future.

For the next seven days, the only homework is partying with friends, making new ones and living in the moment.

 There are no parents or curfews – and no rules. 

Zoe, Samira and Dahlia are strangers, but they have something in common: their plans for a dream holiday after their final year of school are flipped upside-down before they even arrive at the beach.

From hooking up and heartache, to growing apart, testing friendships and falling in love, anything can go down this week. 

Interestingly I remember reading this book which is often rare for a LLR, but I can’t actually think of anything to say about it. I have tried twice before to read a Tozer book, I didn’t like the other two, but I was willing to give this one a shot. Unfortunately it befell the same fate. I felt it was a little too long, or at least too drawn out, after a while it started to fade out and I became disinterested.

The characters were fine, I never became attached to them and there were a lot to keep track of. There were three different groups with numerous storylines between them so you had to pay attention. I did enjoy when the different groups would cross paths and when they eventually joined up. There is decent character development for a few of the characters but it took a long time. I didn’t expect a quick change, but with the story feeling drawn out the moments in between anything happening felt eternal.

There’s characters to like and characters to dislike, and it was good to see our main players come to their senses and not deal with the idiots they come across. Being a schoolies week of course there had to be the toolies, but Tozer manages them really well and I liked her approach to their inclusion. Clear judgement of a guy who is too old to still be hanging around.

There is still one more Tozer book, I have it on my shelf but deciding when to finally read it will be hard. Do I dive in and get it over with? Wait a few more years to give it a gap between the last one, or do I never even try? These are the questions. It might be that Tozer isn’t the author for me and I should give up.

My Shadow is Purple (#3) by Scott Stuart

Published: 15 June 2022
Publisher:
Larrikan House US
Illustrator: Scott Stuart
Pages: 32
Format: Picture Book
★   ★   ★   ★  – 4 Stars

My Dad has a shadow that’s blue as a berry, and my Mom’s is as pink as a blossoming cherry. 
There’s only those choices, a 2 or a 1. But mine is quite different, it’s both and it’s none. 
An inspiring book about being true to yourself, by best-selling children’s book creator Scott Stuart. This effusive rhyming story considers gender beyond binary in a vibrant spectrum of colour.

I love the shadow books because it is an easy to understand concept for kids and anyone unfamiliar with the different “shadow types”, but it’s also amazing because the differences are the shadows, not the people. The people are themselves, it’s only their shadows that are different. It doesn’t change who they are. Which of course might be me reading too much into it, but I just love the fact the differences are part of them but also not their whole being.

Even with this third colour option Stuart still shows different gender norms with blues being sentimental and pinks being strong. What’s great about this book too is it straight up says why can’t people be into all things? Why must they chose between the pinks and the blues? Why can’t they be into both trains and ballet shoes?

After our introduction the story follows the struggle with dealing with environments that are split into two options with no place for a third. The teacher coming over to acknowledge that our main character is different and yet still tells them they must choose a colour is another wonderful example of understanding but still forcing people into binary boxes.

Stuart shows readers that one brave voice to stand up for who they are can open the doors for others. It lets them reflect and acknowledge they too may not fit into the boxes the world has created, thereby creating a more welcoming and comfortable environment for all. Even after the proclamations of new shadows like green and brown there are still those who are blue and pink so Stuart also tells readers that you can reflect and challenge your own shadow colour and still end up with the default setting and there’s nothing wrong with that.

As a visual it’s a great introduction to the gender diversities and what people call ‘other’ and Stuart makes this another welcoming and simple explanation of gender diversity with a great story as well.

You can purchase My Shadow is Purple via the following

QBD | Blackwell’s

Dymocks | Wordery | Angus & Robertson

 Fishpond | Amazon | Amazon Aust

Don’t Worry, Little Crab by Chris Haughton

Published: 1st June 2019Goodreads badge
Publisher:
Walker Books
Illustrator: Chris Haughton
Pages: 43
Format: Picture Book
★   ★   ★  – 3 Stars

Little Crab and Very Big Crab live in a tiny rock pool near the sea. Today they’re going for a dip in the big ocean. “This is going to be so great,” says Little Crab, splish-splashing and squelch-squelching along, all the way to the very edge. Then comes a first glance down at the waves. WHOOSH! Maybe it’s better if they don’t go in?

Haughton has written a wonderful story about taking chances and trusting new experiences. Big Crab tells Little Crab they are going to the sea and it’s clear this will be Little Crab’s first time and they are keen to go on this adventure.

The story is a great exploration about being excited for a new adventure or experience but when faced with the reality being a little apprehensive. Putting their trust in Big Crab we see Little Crab gain confidence as they slowly embrace a new experience.

It’s also a great book for sounding out onomatopoeic words and puts you in the scene vividly, especially when the illustrations are minimal. The focus is on the squishing of seaweed and the tapping of claws which shows the journey they take with few words.

The illustrations are adorable, though basic. They are bold and simple and set the scene, changing a little to suit the story but remaining striking solid colours that fill the page. The contrast between on land and sea was great and it’s another way to highlight what Little Crab would have missed if they weren’t brave and trusting.

Drawn in by a cute cover and the prospect of a tiny version of an animal I was rewarded with an adorable story. It has a wonderful message that new experiences can be great but you’ll never know if you don’t take the plunge.

You can purchase Don’t Worry, Little Crab via the following

QBD | Blackwell’s

Dymocks | Wordery | Angus & Robertson

 Fishpond | Amazon | Amazon Aust

Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir (#1)

Published: 10 September 2019(print)/ 10 September 2019 (audio) Goodreads badge
Publisher:
Tor/Recorded Books
Pages: 448/16 hrs and 50 mins
Narrator: Moira Quirk
Format: Audiobook
Genre: Fantasy
★   ★   ★ – 3 Stars

Gideon the Ninth is the most fun you’ll ever have with a skeleton.

The Emperor needs necromancers.

The Ninth Necromancer needs a swordswoman.

Gideon has a sword, some dirty magazines, and no more time for undead bullshit.

Tamsyn Muir’s Gideon the Ninth unveils a solar system of swordplay, cut-throat politics, and lesbian necromancers. Her characters leap off the page, as skillfully animated as necromantic skeletons. The result is a heart-pounding epic science fantasy.

Brought up by unfriendly, ossifying nuns, ancient retainers, and countless skeletons, Gideon is ready to abandon a life of servitude and an afterlife as a reanimated corpse. She packs up her sword, her shoes, and her dirty magazines, and prepares to launch her daring escape. But her childhood nemesis won’t set her free without a service.

Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Reverend Daughter of the Ninth House and bone witch extraordinaire, has been summoned into action. The Emperor has invited the heirs to each of his loyal Houses to a deadly trial of wits and skill. If Harrowhark succeeds she will become an immortal, all-powerful servant of the Resurrection, but no necromancer can ascend without their cavalier. Without Gideon’s sword, Harrow will fail, and the Ninth House will die.

Of course, some things are better left dead.

Everyone has been talking about this book and after reading it I can say it was…ok. I liked it, it is an interesting premise: necromancers, interplanetary adventures, and swordfights all with a modern aesthetic in terms of language, swearing, and attitudes of the kick arse characters. That probably made it a bit more accessible to a non-fantasy reader like myself, but it is still a heavy fantasy with guilds and the art of necromancy to wrap your head around.

Gideon is an intriguing character and as you meet others who have been summoned to this trial they are their own kind of unique which makes for an eclectic group which brings its own challenges and delights.

Harrowhark’s goals and intentions and clear, as are Gideon’s, and seeing the pair interact is amusing since it’s initially begrudging and one of servitude. After a while the pair soften towards one another, especially as the perils around them become clear and they grow closer.

I will say one of the downsides was it is long, or at least it felt long, and I got a smidge bored. I wasn’t very invested in what was happening after a while, despite the strong start and our introduction to Gideon. I will say I enjoyed the fighting at the end, it was enjoyable and engaging after the saggy middle.

I agree Muir is a good writer and you can easily picture what plays out on the page. The writing is vivid and when there are fight scenes or action it’s hard not to become intrigued. I did it as an audio and ?? was a good narrator, they definitely helped me get through it, I think reading it I would have put it down a lot more.

I can see why people enjoy it, it is certainly different and has great magical elements. The guilds and factions, the war etc are all a lot that could be further explored and probably are in the rest of the series. I do not read a lot of fantasy so I am probably not the best judge, and I have definitely read a lot worse.

With three stars I didn’t hate it, it was good, but I will say I wasn’t invested enough to pick up the next one, despite the very creative cliff hanger.

You can purchase Gideon the Ninth via the following

QBDDymocks |Wordery

Blackwell’s | Fishpond

Amazon | Amazon Aust | Audible

 

 

 

Long Long Review: The Light Fantastic (#2) by Terry Pratchett

Long Lost Reviews is a monthly meme created by Ally over at Ally’s Appraisals which is posted on the second Thursday of every month. The aim is to start tackling your review backlog. Whether it’s an in-depth analysis of how it affected your life, one sentence stating that you only remember the ending, or that you have no recollection of reading the book at all. 

Published: 1st January 1986 Goodreads badge
Publisher:
Corgi
Pages: 285
Format: Paperback
Genre: Fantasy
★   ★   ★  – 3 Stars

In this sequel to the much-acclaimed The Colour of Magic, Rincewind, Twoflower and the many-legged luggage return to the Discworld with the help of the Octavo and overcome the attempts by the wizards of the Unseen University to capture them, and then save the Discworld from an invasion from the Dungeon Dimensions.

I didn’t mean to make the first two books in the Discworld series long lost reviews, but I found them on audio and was reading them one after the other (intent on charging through the series) and then got stuck when I couldn’t source book three. Then of course life happened and here we are trying to remember the plot and my opinion of it.

I read this in 2019 and recall absolutely none of it except maybe Rincewind and Twoflower on a raft/boat near a waterfall which may or may not be the very first scenes or the very final scene. I have a lot of Discworld to get through so I’m not in a mind to reread it, though it is reasonably short.

I know people say the Rincewind ones aren’t the best, and I recall it being a bit boring. I don’t remember anything to even rate it, which also feels like a sign I should reread it. For now I will give it three stars, since that’s what I did the first time, and if I reread it I will reassess and adjust my rating. Maybe I could be sacrilegious and watch the movie?

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